Today's stupid human trick

Today at work, we had a going away lunch for John (he announced this week that he is leaving EDS, his last day being Friday). The supplier-of-cake on our team (Beth), brought it some micro-cakes today, I guess as a combination of support for my birthday and John's going away.

Anyways, the cake that I selected was sortof like a tall cylinder. Finding the knife and fork method to be ineffective for this particular cake, I put my creative thinking hat on, and just went for it:

As an astonished Dung and Shreyas looked on, I was glad to be able to provide entertainment for my team. I am clearly not being paid enough for all of the contributions that I am making at the office. Or, I am quite possibly being paid too much. It could go either way, really.

-Andy.